7. Chevy Chase
The joke’s on the rest of us: Chevy Chase has every reason to taunt people who aren’t lucky enough to be him. He’s the grandson of Cornelius Vanderbilt Crane, and that fancy name is much more than words. Cornelius was the heir to the Crane Company, a Canadian toilet empire. As if that wasn’t enough, Chevy’s father married one of the Folger heiresses. SEE ALSO: 10 Celebs who can’t stand the Kardashian family (With Pictures)
Chevy rose to fame quickly as the first breakout star of SNL, and became well-known for teasing audiences because they weren’t him. When you know that Chase is prepped to inherit all that toilet and coffee money, the jibe finally makes sense.