4. Ladies play the game just as well as men.
Jay Z told us in 2004 that ladies were pimps too and Claire and Gloria Cleary prove him right. Claire and Gloria’s mother was a cougar preying on Owen Wilson’s character John. She corners him one night and forces him to cop a feel of her new surgically enhanced breasts. John’s awkwardness is furthered once he discovers Mrs. Cleary makes a lot of young men feel on her chesticles. Secondly, Vaughn’s character, Jeremy, is doing everything but filing a restraining order to keep stage five clinger Gloria away from him because he thinks he took her virginity. Things take a turn when Gloria admits she wasn’t a virgin when they had sex. She just told him that because that’s what guys wanted to hear. Your move, fellas.