8. Human Footstool
This is a specific variation of a service that is actually very popular. Today you can find many classifieds for “man servents”, guys that will spend time and cater to your every need. However, this particular add was unique in that he apparently only offered his service as a footstool. That’s right, he wanted you to pay him to be used as a footstool. No specifics as to where or when – I guess if you wanted a footstool while riding the train, he’s available. Want to kick back at the beach and looking for a human footstool? He’s available. Clearly there is a foot fetish thing going on here and he’s thinking, hey, might as well get paid and get off.
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