Greatest wrestling wives: It is the woman who makes the man. Think about your life without women. You’re a slob. You’re incompetent. Nobody likes you and you struggle with basic necessities. You have needed women all your life. Your mother was there to feed and clothe you as you made your way out to school each day. Your grandmother taught you lessons you could have never learned anywhere else.
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Your ex-girlfriends helped you find your artistic side as a poet, painter, or songwriter.
Nowadays, your current wife or girlfriend is there to keep you grounded when your hot-headed male ego has inflated and you suddenly see red everywhere you look. The anger which consumes you is soothed by her touch.
Where would you be without these women? Somewhere surrounded by filth and flatulence. Never take for granted that somebody wants to sleep beside you at night, for you are merely one step higher than wild animal.
Likewise, a professional wrestler is one step higher than circus freak. Another crop of male monsters who lean on women like a crutch when their bodies have been broken beyond repair.
This is a list of women who live(d) with these manic men of the squared-circle and have accepted the chaos that comes along with the life of a professional wrestler; particularly those who have worked for WWE.
The Vince McMahon-owned land of lunacy has long been a place of the great groaning wrestler who just wanted to excel at his craft but sacrificed much of his livelihood along the way. Luckily, they have good women.
These are the top 15 greatest WWE wives of all time:
15. April Brooks (CM Punk)
April (Mendez) Brooks (AJ Lee) is no ordinary girl … and that’s good. Ordinary is boring and boredom can lead to some devious behaviors. April has since hung up her own wrestling boots alongside her husband CM Punk (Phil Brooks), who now focuses on a career in UFC.
CM Punk found himself a gem with AJ Lee while working together in WWE – a modern women with her head on her shoulders, a geeky side, and a tough-as-nails attitude. In all likelihood, April will suit up for the ring again someday and hopefully her husband follows suit.
14. Stephanie Hart (Bret Hart)
Bret Hart is currently in the midst of his second marriage. His first with Julie Smadu would end in divorce after twenty-five years of matrimony. However, The Hitman would pick up the pieces and find love once again with Stephanie Washington.
Bret Hart has suffered much heartache thanks to professional wrestling. The industry has not only cost him a brother but years of his life. Thankfully, at this point in his existence, Hart has somebody to come home to at night and enjoy their company.
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