3. Ellen Page – An Old Man’s Beard
Ellen Page exploded onto the scene with her awesome lead role in Juno (2007). The film won her many awards and essentially allowed her to write her own ticket in Hollywood for a time. She also is an X-Menregular. This young superstar appeared on the Conan O’Brien show and related a very interesting bit of information. Page stated: “So my anxiety dreams tend to always relate to, um, pubic hair. So I’ll be like on stage getting ready to act, and I’m just in my underwear and I look down, and it’s just like it might as well be like an old man’s beard or something.” Oh, man, Ellen, you just blew up a ton of highlight reels with that statement! Sad faces everywhere.