6. Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson – Monster Truck
Before Chad Johnson’s life got derailed, he was an all-pro wide receiver and had a ton of success. With that success came money for one of the most talked about players in the NFL. For his own birthday, Johnson had a huge super truck custom made.
The building process took 6 months and featured a pick-up bed, roll bar, lights, big-rig style roof-mounted air-horns and Ochocinco logos. Getting only 6 to 9 miles a gallon and costing upwards of $150,000, the ridiculous truck is probably hard to parallel-park.