5. Blankman – Solo Act
What do you get when you have Damon Wayans as a mentally slow superhero? You get Blankman. You also get one of the oddest, funniest moments in a superhero film. The virgin masked man kisses his love interest, one Robin Givens, and finds himself uncontrollably excited. He gyrates around and makes many strange noises, as he feels the swell of positive energy infusing into his lower regions.
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Like a raging Roman candle burning without control, Blankman is on fire in his pants and can’t stop the flame from burning out. He makes a lot of strange noises without anyone even touching him and thrusts his pelvis forward repeatedly into nothing and no one in particular, until he climaxes. He does this all in front of his one true love. If I’m Robin Givens, I’m out of there.
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