9. Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat
At $60,000, even douchebags on a budget can race around town in this bad boy. Getting up to 60 MPH in around 3 seconds, men and their small manhoods can get to the gun range, bar, MMA fight, or whatever masculine adventure faster than everyone else.
The imaginary competition for who has the biggest wang will clearly be in the owner’s favor because this red steel bicep can peel out with 707 horsepower but stop on a dime with 15 inch brake rotors – the biggest in the industry. Those jerks in high school will rue the day they ever made fun of a Hellcat owner because of its supercharged 6.2-liter, V-8 engine with a 37.5 foot turning circle with overhead valves – whatever the hell that means. At over 16 feet long, the garage may just say, “It’s too big.” Winner.