6. Real Life Tonka Truck
Ford developed this Tonka truck for mostly commercial use; this monster can haul nearly nine tons of debris with ease to make any construction job easier. But don’t get distracted by what Ford says it’s for.
The hidden beauty is that the truck makes it easier for macho men to distract anyone from questioning the size of their manhood. With some racing stripes and some Monster Energy drink stickers, even this truck won’t be able to carry all the toughness pouring from the driver. This truck is one of the biggest and most rugged on the market so the next time the issue of manhood comes up in a conversation, just point to the truck. Bam.