3. Paramount Marauder
This missile on wheels will actually throw out any drivers it thinks are not manly enough to handle it. Also, in a post-apocalyptic world, drivers of the Paramount Marauder will be crowned king and slaves will bring them rations of meat. The vehicle was originally designed for brave men and women who actually fought in wars. With extreme blast protection, agility, and cargo space, the South African company Paramount intended for defense departments to have armored vehicles to enhance soldier safety.
Enter regular dudes. At $485,000, anybody can own a Marauder. Instead of dropping off the kids at ballet camp in a minivan, a real man can thunder this titan right through the front door and scare the living daylights out of those dancers – and there’s nothing those weenies can do about it… besides call the police.