2. Alton F-650
With the Alton F-650, the only way someone can get in is if they take a running head start at it like an action hero and climb in. Smaller men probably shouldn’t even bother trying to get into it because everyone knows that only men who aren’t insecure about their manhoods would ever bother to spend $200,000 on this one truck.
Unlike some of the other cars on the list, the F-650 doesn’t have any actual practical use. It doesn’t haul. It doesn’t tow. It doesn’t help keep soldiers safe. Nada. The car does come complete with a “Captain’s Chair” though, and over 40 speakers to accompany a flat screen TV in the back. Watching Millionaire Matchmaker… er… uh… NFL football became way easier.