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Why single mothers are so great in bed - There are plenty of things single mums have mastered the art of – multi-tasking, compromise and patience to name a few. But it’s not just the ability to breathe deeply and count to ten that they rock at. More..

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3. Hot sex and lots of it Your date gets out once a month and has a babysitter until 10.30pm. Cinema? Art gallery? Walk along the Thames? LOL.

4. No small talk And if she’s lucky enough to have a free evening, not only will you get the reverse cowgirl instead of a stroll through Richmond park but you’ll also get the pleasure of some serious zeds after. If you think you’ve mastered the art of dozing off after a shag, try three nights of unbroken sleep in the last four years. Let the snooze off begin. 5. Condoms If there is one thing guaranteed to make a woman stringent about birth control, it’s solo child rearing. The only unexpected surprise she wants from you is the ability to get it up again 10 minutes after your last orgasm.

6. Wet wipes Always in a single mum’s handbag. Handy. 7. Biological clocks Tick, tick, tick. Is the scary sound you will not be hearing from your single mum girlfriend after two months of dating. Been there, done it… now where were we, ah yes – orgasms. 8. They know what they want When time is precious and adult interaction scarce, suddenly getting things right first time matters a lot. Forget fumbling sex and not knowing what’s working or not – single mums spell it out. And without the luxury of Sunday lie-ins and seven day-a-week shag options, single mums make sure it counts – and rarely get headaches.

9. Role play Spending the majority of her waking life barking orders, when it comes to role play in the bedroom, single mums have it wrapped up. You’ve been a bad boy, straight to bed with no supper! Ya hear me. 10. But know how to cuddle like a pro too Just don’t ask for milk. CLICK HERE to join our BBM Channel for faster updates TOP POSTS YESTERDAY 10 Awkward photos of D'Banj with his female fans that shook the internet and will make Nigerian shiver! 12 Nigeria pastors rumoured to be fake and money worshipers (With Pictures) Top 5 Nigerian celebrities with the hottest daughters (With Pictures) Top 10 Nigerian universities with the most beautiful girls - See which is number 1! (With Pictures) 20 celebrities who had real sex on camera (With Pictures) 15 things she wants you to tell her while making love.. Top 11 Nigerian female celebrities with the most expensive engagement rings (With Pictures) 15 celebrities who battled sex addiction - #2 will shock you! (With Pictures) 12 People the Kardashians have treated like crap (With Pictures) 8 Nigerian stars and their most embarrassing moments - This will leave you in stitches! (With Pictures) 17 things EVERY couple need to do together before they get married - Very Important! 9 Times Nigerian male celebrities have been lustfully caught staring at a woman's breast (With Pictures)

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