10. Gwyneth Paltrow & Brad Pitt
When it comes to talent and just being all around beautiful, Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt were a pretty good match (with Brad Pitt edging out Gwyneth by a smidge). Unfortunately, their good looks is where the similarity ends and it took Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow a quick two-and-a-half years to figure out what we knew from the very start. Gwyneth Paltrow is a child of Hollywood with famous actress Blythe Danner and producer director Bruce Paltrow as parents. She’s been rubbing elbows with the rich and famous since she was still sharting in her Pull-Ups because SHE IS one of the rich and famous by default.
The complete opposite of that lifestyle would be someone from the midwest who was raised by a school counselor mom (Jane Etta) and a father (William Pitt) who ran a truck company. (In other words, Brad Pitt.) Pitt is as Main Street U.S.A. as you can get. Coming from normal people beginnings, Brad still shows a sign of mid-Western roughness and self confidence that no amount of kale juice can wash away.
Gwyneth says she’s still friendly with Pitt and broke up with him because she realized she was “too young” to get married. Not to mention Brad says “warsh” instead of “wash.” Okay, she didn’t really say that last part, but we’re pretty sure she was thinking it.
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