4. Jake Gyllenhaal & Taylor Swift
The picture of Taylor Swift walking arm and arm with Jake Gyllenhaal laughing uproariously about Pumpkin Spice Latte and ironic scarves came as a surprise to everyone. While they were a cute couple, their fling flashed brightly then fizzled like a broken grocery store light, leaving us all in the dark with bad songs playing over the speakers. Much like that analogy, Jake and Taylor’s relationship didn’t really make sense from the start. She was a young pop singer who still very much had tween girl tendencies when it came to her relationships. Jake was an older, serious actor, who had dated serious actresses like Natalie Portmanand Kirsten Dunst and allegedly listened to indie records much cooler than Taylor Swift’s. Jake and Taylor should’ve never, ever, ever, gotten together in the first place.
Like ever.
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