10. Obama Ditched Michelle in Hawaii
The official party line is that Obama left Michelle alone in Hawaii, taking their two daughters back to D.C. with him after a vacation, as a birthday gift to Michelle. What overworked mother wouldn’t want some time off to read the Fifty Shades trilogy in a sarong on the beach? But, given his track record, it almost seems like Mr. and Mrs. Preisdent got into a fight in the remote island state and Obama left with his daughters before his marriage could cave in like a Waikiki Beach sandcastle.