“I got this.”
That’s what he said.
“I’m going to take on this uncomfortable mission-oriented task because that’s how I can best offer my masculine gift right now while honoring your delicious gift of feminine energy to my life.
SEE ALSO: 5 ways to identify a sex-starved guy
I will demonstrate my deep commitment to your care by ensuring you can stay warm under the covers and linger in this moment of blissful embodied reverie.”
He actually only said the first three words. That whole second paragraph is my rough translation as I believe my friend heard it.
But first he said it.
And then he actually did it.
–TalkofNaija
CLICK HERE to join our BBM Channel for faster updates
TOP POSTS YESTERDAY
- 9 Famous rappers who pretended to be very rich but were actually flat broke (With Pictures)
- 10 Awkward photos of D’Banj with his female fans that shook the internet and will make Nigerian shiver!
- 7 Nigerian celebrities and the breathtaking houses they live in (With Pictures)
- List of Illuminati members in Nigeria (+Pics)
- 20 celebrities who had real sex on camera (With Pictures)
- 15 things she wants you to tell her while making love..
- 10 Nigerian celebrity marriages that will never get a divorce (With Pictures)
- 15 celebrities who battled sex addiction – #2 will shock you! (With Pictures)
- 12 things a girl does when she likes you already..
- 8 Nigerian stars and their most embarrassing moments – This will leave you in stitches! (With Pictures)
- 6 Amazing facts you didn’t know about the clitoris
- 9 Times Nigerian male celebrities have been lustfully caught staring at a woman’s breast (With Pictures)
Discussion about this post