13. Scarlett Johansson – Herpes
In a terrible twist of fate, Scarlett Johansson is also reportedly inflicted with herpes. Jessica Alba had dated Derek Jeter during the summer of 2004. Later that year, the New York Yankees short stop moved on to super A-list hottie, Scarlett Johansson. Jeter gave Johansson the holiday genital gift that will always keep on giving. No bueno, Derek! Johansson’s herpes are supposedly well under control, but her issues could have been avoided had Jessica Alba just picked up the phone and gave a girlfriend a call. With all that said, just hearing that Scarlett Johansson has been corrupted in any way whatsoever is a terribly sad event for all of humanity to endure. This is just crushing news for all.
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