7. Male Member #2 in The Little Mermaid
This second phallus has raised quite the controversy for Disney in the media, specifically because it is drawn onto a priest. At evil-Ariel’s wedding ceremony, just as the priest is beginning to marry them, a strange thing happens in his pants. Clearly visible in recent copies of the film, the priest seems to get “excited” just as he speaks the words “dearly beloved.” Disney claims that this bulge is merely the priests knees, but knowing what we know about Disney’s proclivity to the secret penis, it’s hard not to see the R-version of this scene.
6. A Handsome Throw Rug in Hercules
It’s already become apparent that Disney really gets a kick out of cartoon cameos. Throw a Mickey Mouse in the crowd and those cartoonists get wild. But sometimes even a dead Disney character makes the cut. You might remember the menacing villain from The Lion King named Scar, you know, he murdered his brother and tried to kill his nephew, Simba? Well, turns out, what actually happened after Simba chucked his uncle into the fiery pit at the end of the movie was that Hercules was there to scoop him up and use his pelt as a throw rug. The best part of this Disney secret is that it was all prophesized by Zazu in The Lion King. In an early scene he tells Mufasa that Scar would “make a very handsome throw rug.”
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