Italy is far and away the land of love and sex. Even back when their country was restrained by the catholic church, they were always painting naked women flung backwards on a velour settee. They love to get it in on (which makes it so surprising that they’re in a demographic death spiral…) When you hear an italian accent, it promises a wine-soaked night and a romp with an uninhibited Italian person. And let’s be honest, who could say no to that? Besides, their food is so good that even if the foolin’ wasn’t any fun, the breakfast the next morning would be completely worth it. Cappucino, anyone? Biscotti?