2. Kate Middleton
Forgive us, little Prince George, for we had to put your dear mother on this list. Who knew that a Duchess would wear jeans? Nevertheless, it’s quite clear after poor Kate Middleton’s mishap (see YouTube) – well, it was straight up a butt flash, let’s be honest – that the princess has quite a set of buns. Can you say round and perky? Because we can. She might just be hiding some crumpets in that quaint rump of hers. Also, side note: did you ever think that a Duchess wouldn’t wear underwear? Again, see YouTube.