14. Evan Bourne
People get worked up in the comments section of lists like this for the times we cheat and include people through caveats, so we’ll be upfront about this one—Evan Bourne isn’t a real stoner. He’s a synthetic stoner. Well, he may have been a real stoner at one point, but according to Air Bourne, he got hooked on the synthetic stuff sometime around 2012 in an attempt to bypass WWE’s drug testing. It didn’t exactly work, since synthetic weed is just as bad or maybe even worse in their eyes, and Bourne ended up nailed with two Wellness Program violations in the span of about three months. Bourne unfortunately broke his foot in a car accident shortly thereafter, and chances are he was begging for some herbal pain relief, although he claims to have quit smoking after his second suspension.
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