2. Biggest Stick of Salami
There is a 50-something-year-old man named Roberto. The industry wants him bad. They don’t want him because he has an awe-inspiring physique. They don’t want him because he has incredible endurance or stamina. They don’t want him because he has the most beautiful face or the smoothest balls they’ve ever seen.
They want him because this man, Roberto, allegedly has the biggest penis in the entire world. It’s a real mammoth piece of meat. It’s nearly 19 inches long. What do you even do with something that big? If you got that much meat at the deli you’d be eating well for two weeks.