Problems only a bl0wjob can solve – Life is full of problems, and a choice BJ is the solution to so many of them. There is almost no such thing as a bad blowjob. By and large, if a gentlemen is on the receiving end of having his knob thoroughly gobbled, he is the first to admit that he is in absolutely no position to get picky.
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Sure, furious chewing with sharpened incisors is not advised (I just made myself shudder writing that). But at the end of the day, even the laziest blowjob can cure the worst ills life has to offer.
1. That Sports Team Lost/Won
People love sports. Me? I can’t really manage to muster up any enthusiasm over a bunch of people throwing objects into holes, hoops, nets, and so forth. This is not true for a lot of men.
When their sports team loses they can be major bummers. But you know what’s not a bummer? When someone sucks on your penis until you reach completion.
Bonus: This is also acceptable practice if you like sports and your team won and you feel likecelebrating with fellatio, you know, in the Italian style.