12. Harry Has The Flying Motorbike
You know that flying motorbike that Hagrid is always pootin’ around on? He drops Harry off as a baby on it. They fight the Death Eaters while riding around on it. Story goes that, after the big war, Mr. Weasley repairs the bike and gives it to Harry. Seem crazy? Nah. Not at all. It also makes sense. Well, not to me. But to the people that speak Potternese it does. That bike apparently belonged to Sirius Black. In fact, both James Potter and Sirius used the motorbike. Was that in the movies? If true, I guess it probably should go to Harry though. It’s part of his inheritance, along with the billions of dollars and the love and worship of the entire wizarding world, preferential treatment from school and the Headmaster, and a ton of innate skills and abilities that he didn’t even need to practice to use. But he did lose both parents, so we’ll call it square.
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