2. Stephen King
Aside from being one of the great writers of his generation, Stephen King is a valuable pot advocate. He has said, “I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be wonderful for the state of Maine. There’s some pretty good homegrown dope. I’m sure it would be even better if you could grow it with fertilizers and have greenhouses. . . .”
Godspeed Stephen King, you ole weed soldier. If ever the situation arises, however, we would probably pass on the offer to take some of whatever Mr. King is smoking. He is a nice man but it’s clear that the depths of his mind contain incandescent horrors. Were it not for his gift of transposing all his brain’s evils onto the page, the darkness within him would build upon itself exponentially, and Stephen King would become a cyclone of terror holding the entire planet under a blanket of fear until he puts us out of our misery. So he can keep all that spooky devil’s herb to himself.
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