14. John Mayer
Singer of sweet music and fornicator of celebrities and super models alike, John Mayer is a unique pioneer of pot subculture, because his role as weed advocate comes from a single running line in a single song. The song is “Who Says”, and the lyric goes: “Who says I can’t get stoned.”
Despite the lyric being an anthem of sorts for pot smokers around the globe, Mayer puts himself in the “suburban housewife category of weed-smoking,” and has since declared publicly that he stopped his herbal inhalations altogether. On his decision to stop, Mayer has said, “I don’t smoke pot anymore. I just pay a dude 50 bucks to come over, press lightly on my chest and tell me all my ideas are awesome.” Sounds expensive and awkward, but who says John can’t pay a strange man to hamper his breathing and validate his ideas? Something tells us he’s probably kidding.
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