10. Jessica Simpson – Doesn’t Brush Her Teeth
Ever since that TV show that Jessica Simpson was on, the world has been well aware of how absolutely cripplingly stupid she is, but this secret makes that fact even more apparent than ever before. Simpson, because she doesn’t like when her teeth are “slippery,” doesn’t brush her teeth. That’s right. There are a few things here that we need to address. First is the slippery bit. Or, in other words, clean. Instead of actually brushing off the fuzz, plaque and crud from her teeth, Simpson says she just uses Listerine. She rinses out her mouth with mouthwash and, for special occasions, she might wipe her teeth on her sweater. Yep, her sweater. This grown-a** woman wipes her teeth with her damn sweater because she doesn’t like the way they feel when they’re clean. What a waste of so many things.
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