11. Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio has been in more models than Dexatrim. He’s had less meaningful relationships than he’s had STD scares. And he has just as many “yes men” following him around as Kim Kardashian has paparazzi. DiCaprio is as honest as Ryan Lochte, as loyal as Kristen Stewart and as even tempered asCharlie Sheen.
The only good thing about him is that he’s meticulous about birth control. Have you noticed that he doesn’t have any baby mamas? DiCaprio says that he doesn’t want to bring a child into this crazy world we live in. We couldn’t agree more – we don’t want any Leo, Jr.’s running around.
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