11. Pizza Slice
When we discussed the theoretical creation of the hamburger costume a few entries back you probably thought to yourself, when it comes to food options they could have chosen worse. We agree and present to you this sexy pizza costume.
We’re going to type that one more time in order to make you really reflect on that combination of words, sexy pizza costume. A piece of clothing as well-conceived as jean shorts (jorts!) or wearing socks with sandals, we have to assume that this slipped through the costume company’s quality assurance division.
In fact, whoever was asleep at the wheel when this ridiculous idea got approved has to be a Homer Simpson level of incompetent. Throw in the fact that the model who is wearing it looks like she is sporting a neck pillow around her neck and that look of embarrassment in her eyes and the level of absurdity is multiplied ten-fold.
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