16. Dud – 50 Cent According To a Groupie
When you’re 50 Cent, you definitely have a few things that are going to work against you in the bedroom. The first is that you have this super tough bad guy image that you’re supposed to keep up. The second is that he allegedly loves sleeping with groupies, which means that if you didn’t bring your A Game one night, better still leave that girl happy or you’re going to get on blast.
It wasn’t a celebrity, but one of those groupies who decided to call out 50 Cent to a tabloid, saying the following.
“All of a sudden he started acting real shy, like he was scared or something. And he was saying corny lines like ‘you know I really like you’ … After a couple of minutes of that, I had to tell him – are we going to get it popping or are we going to talk….I couldn’t believe it – here was 50, supposed to be all tough, acting like a 14 year old boy that’s scared of [EXPLETIVE]. 50 is definitely not packing. He’s barely 6 inches … I was thinking, what does he expect to do with that little thing? We were supposed to [EXPLETIVE], but after I saw what he was working with, I just gave him some [EXPLETIVE] and called it a night. On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d give him a 3 … He probably deserves lower than that – but I gave him extra points because he was respectful.”
Yikes! Nothing is going to hurt your pride like a girl looking at you and literally changing her mind about being intimate. But don’t worry, 50 Cent, below Eminem gets called out for his lack of talent in the bedroom too!
15. Stud – Jason Sudeikis According To Olivia Wilde
In 2003, when Olivia Wilde was 19 years old, she got married to Italian filmmaker and musician Tao Ruspoli. The two remained married until 2011 when they split up for irreconcilable differences. That’s a nice safe public relations answer, especially in comparison to her later comment about how she felt towards the end of her first marriage, saying “I felt like my v***na died. Turned off. Lights out … And you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your v***na.”
You’ll be happy to note that she is a much bigger fan of sleeping with her new husband (and hilarious actor) Jason Sudeikis, saying “[We’re] blissfully, hopefully, wildly in love [and] have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.”
Sudeikis has also inferred in the past that part of his weight loss regimen involved making sure him and Wilde spent plenty of time getting some couple cardio in, so you can imagine they are getting plenty of practice in.
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