Times John Cena embarrassed himself – So here it is, another article shoved out into the world wide web about WWE superstar, John Cena. Surely there are some of you who think he already gets way too much press as it is, but this article is no ‘Man of the Year’ piece. Oh no.
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This article is to shed some light on some moments when this physically imposing, cross-dressing, decorated, death-faking, steroid-using, non-marine, thug-rapping, wish-making, villainous superhero was less than legendary.
It sounds crazy, right? It’s a thing. Yes, this Adonis, clad in denim shorts and ball cap, with washboard abs, hated by Democrats and Republicans alike, constantly tweaking at his nipples, and holding out his hand like he wished he had Freddy Krueger’s glove on; this man who so often, for some reason, thinks he’s invisible (no, that’s not a typo). He doesn’t think he’s invincible… he thinks he’s invisible. This WWE legend has indeed had some moments that were far less than legendary. Time to get into the belly of this overworked beast, and relive the 12 memorable moments John Cena swallowed his pride.
12. Dressing Like Nikki Bella For Halloween
It’s cute that he’s dressing like his girlfriend, and this stunt will really help polarize those soap-opera-in-spandex fans, as if they weren’t already intensely in love/hate with John Cena to begin with, but there’s something more here than just cutesy couple fun.
Besides wondering why WWE’s Mr. Goody Two-Shoes is dating one of the most batshit insane Divas of WWE history (perhaps beat out only by Luna), this skimpy little outfit goes to prove more about Nikki Bella’s self obsession than Cena’s wholesome, loveable image.
Let’s drop the façade here: he’s not playing the sweet, wholesome boyfriend… he’s playing the whipped, cross-dressing boy toy. Especially when Nikki turns around and throws those denim shorts on, with a black tee, and ball cap. Sealing it with a salute, surely Nikki couldn’t wait to get into some special operations with that physically imposing version of herself.
Of course, Cena might be somewhere up there as the pinnacle of the male image… but that doesn’t really come across when he’s trying to rock the tightest of spandex booty shorts, and an incredibly cropped top. Leave that sort of male fashion to the hair metal bands back in the eighties, and get back to pretending you’re a marine. Put yourself together, soldier!