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While there have been past celebrities like Paris Hilton or The Duggar Family who’ve managed to become known entities for no good reason, there is one family that is the symbol of this phenomenon. Of course, we are talking about the Kardashian Clan, a group that seems willing to do pretty much anything they can to receive that sweet, sweet attention that means everything to them. Individual members of this seemingly omnipresent crew may have a few things to boast about, but these people as a group are celebrities because they are famous, which seems like a snake eating itself.
One of the major side effects of fame is that people pay attention to everything you do and say, and while that may be a good thing in the case of some, the Kardashians aren’t exactly rocket scientists. Known to say nonsensical things regularly, their seeming lack of the ability to think things through before uttering them for the world to digest is just one aspect of what makes their quotes crazy.
They have also lived a life of great means which causes their thoughts on the world to be incredibly insular in nature which makes having a laugh at their expense very easy at times. That is what inspired us to put together this list of the 12 Kardashian quotes that make us cry laughing.
The rules for the possible inclusion of a quote on this list are very straight forward and extremely obvious, it has to be something that was said by a Kardashian and is funny for any reason. What may not be as clear though, is who all qualifies as a member of the Kardashian family for the purposes of this list.
There are the most obvious members like the three Kardashian sisters, their brother, mother, the Jenner sisters, and Caitlyn Jenner. We’ve also chosen to include Kanye West as a member of the family as he is married to Kim and has seemingly been fully indoctrinated into the culture of the family. The final person we are including is Scott Disick who married Kourtney in 2006.
12. “Don’t go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.”
Remember when you were a kid and you heard all of these crazy wives tales about how your eyes would stick that way if they were crossed for too long or not to eat before swimming? Of course, you do but then you in all likelihood grew up and realized how silly such thoughts were and had yourself a good laugh that you ever bought into them, right?
Well, if your name is Khloe Kardashian you still managed to fully buy into something pre-teens tell one another long before they have any understanding of how the world actually works. Warning someone against going into the water during a period, she actually said;
“Don’t go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.” While some scientists believe that it could be plausible that sharks are attracted to blood, there is no concrete evidence of it. Furthermore, the odds of being killed by a shark are so low, 1 in 3,748,067, that worrying about it unless they are around is silly.
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