2. Should I Take A Selfie?
Thanks to Facebook and Instagram women now know what all of their friends’ bathrooms look like. Why do people insist on taking selfies in the bathroom?! Selfie in the shower! Mwah! They look like coneheads with shampooed hair.
Can you believe she put that as her status? She’s desperate for likes. That’s so sad. Using vague statuses is so high school. How many likes did she get on her profile picture? Probably should take another one today because..this hair is going to look great! It definitely needs more conditioner though. Dime-size? Heck no! Palm full of conditioner will make this hair da bomb dot com.
She wonders where she put that selfie stick. Crap. Well there is a timer on her iPhone. Maybe she can do the au natural look for her profile picture? No makeup. No filter. #nomakeup. Whoa. Better not go that far. Veranda filter will give a non-Zombie looking glow but then again, Sepia will make her look thoughtful and deep. Decisions. Decisions.
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