10. Super Deep Thoughts
What is the meaning of life? What does it all mean? Could John Travolta and Tom Cruise be right about everything? When she gets out of the shower she should definitely look up how much it costs to become a member of the Church of Scientology. It’s probably an astronomical amount but it’s worth looking into. Does she have to be a mega superstar to be a Scientologist? Does she have to pass a test sitting across from Tom Cruise?
The meaning of life is a complex subject, a subject that can only be thought about while in the shower with soap suds running down her face. Einstein probably thought up the Theory of Relativity while taking a shower. Heck, Justin Timberlake probably wrote the lyrics to “SexyBack” while in the shower with Jessica Biel.