9. The Next Great Invention?
She is going to invent the next Snuggie! Remember the Snuggie? The ridiculously ugly blanket-jacket that was featured on every morning talk show and in those As Seen on TV commercials between 2008-2010? They even came out with Snuggies for dogs! Maybe the next Pillow Pet?! A glow-in-the-dark stuffed animal that lights up at night to keep adults—and kids from getting scared by the boogeymen hiding out in the closet! Genius.
So what is left to invent? What about something to hold her hairbrush while she uses a blow dryer to get that unachievable salon blow out look? Probably already been done. Definitely will be checking in the post-shower Google search. Once she finds your million dollar idea and brings it to the world’s attention she’ll be raking in the dough. What will she do when she doesn’t have to worry about bills or money anymore? Anything she darn well pleases!