7. Was That My Phone Ringing?
Why hasn’t he called or returned the text that was sent last week? Is there something wrong with her phone? Maybe give it another day? He’s probably really busy with… wait is that her phone ringing? Women leap out of the shower and slide over to the counter to grab a phone. “1 New Text Message”. She starts doing the happy dance. The happy dance was premature. The text message was from her sister. Instead of gently setting the phone back down on the counter top it gets thrown into a pile of dirty clothes.
She huffs back into the shower no longer feeling like the orgasmic woman washing her hair from the Herbal Essences commercials. She peeks out from behind the shower curtain at her phone to see if it lights up a few more times before the water turns freezing and she is forced to get out.
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