6. This Mascara Will Not Come Off
It’s awful when women think they’ve washed all their makeup off the night before but obviously missed a little bit of mascara. Why the heck do they make waterproof mascara anyway? Why not make it tear-proof or rainproof? If something doesn’t get washed away by water why do women want it near their eyeballs? There must be makeup remover somewhere in the back of the medicine cabinet.
She thinks, “Never again will I wear mascara.” The stuff is glued to her face. Forget premature wrinkles! By the time this black goo comes off her face she will look like an 80 year old prune! Now clumps of eyelashes are coming out and getting in her eyeballs. So glad her lashes looked amaze-balls last night because they’re NEVER going to look like that again, because as soon as she gets out of the shower this $40 crap is going straight into the trash!
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