2. Sense of humor.
Having this follow “her ass” might test a woman’s sense of humor, but it’s true. Funny women are HOT. Why are they hot? Because they excite you, they challenge you, and you want to spend time with them.
Think about this — if you were a man and you had to pick a partner for a long, dull road-trip, who would you want to accompany you? A big-busted Playboy playmate or Tina Fey? Or Samantha Bee? Or Amy Schumer? Funny will always trump boob size, because it’s harder to fake and it’s way more entertaining.