Tony: Ah darling, slow down. We can’t move just yet. You know I’ve been away since January and I’m only coming home with the Pay Porte clothes I was given. When they make me ambassador…
Wifey: So all the embarrassment you gave me was for jeans and T-shirt. Chai, I have suffered o!
Tony: Babe just relax. I can fix this. Just let me get home tomorrow. Okay?
Wifey: Be coming, or did I say you should not come? Just stop over your mothers house and pick the children. I’m going for a beauty pageant.
Tony: Babe babe listen. You’re a wife and mother . You can’t go and be exposing your marital body anywhere.
Wifey: Well that’s rich coming from you.
Tony: See I’m still your husband.
Wifey: Define husband.
Tony: Why are you fighting me?
Wifey: You think I have strength to fight? Abeg I dey go sleep.
Tony: Baby let’s sort this out now. I don’t want things to be weird when I get home.