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10 original pickup lines that cannot fail – Number 5 and 10 always work

7. “If Looks Could Kill, You’d Be a Weapon of Mass Destruction.”

It’s always good to compare a lovely lady to something that can and has killed millions. Might as well compare them to the Black Death, right? But pushing that aside, this line isn’t about comparing a person’s attractiveness to that of a nuclear bomb; it’s about the clever, unique spin on the classic adage “if looks could kill.” This is a line that can very easily be imagined smoothly slipping from the lips of John Shaft himself. This line is best paired with a stiff drink, a mean strut, and a righteous hand, one primarily used for loving and secondarily used as a fist for the pummeling of fools.

 

6. “Girl, if You Were Words on a Page, You’d Be FINE Print.”

Nothing gets a girl in the mood more than suggesting her degree of hotness is comparable to the complex legalese denoted with an asterisk at the bottom of a credit card statement.

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