Every woman’s lips and eyes reveal the size of her ve-jay-jay. Did you know that you can actually get an approximate idea about the size and shape of a woman’s ve-jay-jay based on her facial features? Believe it or not, Taoist Matchmakers in China were known for pairing couples together based on how well their genitals fit together, and they used the facial features of each person to make that determination. Pretty cool huh?
Each feature on the face correlates to a different characteristic of the ve-jay-jay, and you may be surprised to find out what the eyes, lips, nose and cheek bones of a woman reveal! It is important for the PENIS to fit perfectly within the ve-jay-jay for maximum comfort and pleasure, so take a look at these clues.
In Taoist matchmaking tradition:
1. If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short ve-jay-jay.
2. If she has big, thick lips, her ve-jay-jay is will be wide and thick.
3. If she has deep set eyes her ve-jay-jay will be deep.
4. A woman with ‘skinny’ eyelids will have a deep ve-jay-jay.
5. A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short ve-jay-jay.
6. A Woman with bulging eyes, will have a very short ve-jay-jay (women with short ve-jay-jay should avoid men with large/long PEN!Ses to avoid damage to the cervix).
7. A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep ve-jay-jay. The more near sighted she is the deeper the ve-jay-jay.
8. A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery Ve-jay-jay. Again, the bigger the eyes, the bigger the ve-jay-jay. (Short PENISES are not for you boo!)
9. A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep ve-jay-jay.
10. Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic ve-jay-jay. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm, and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a ‘talking ve-jay-jay.’
11. A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry ve-jay-jay.
12. A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws will have a small, crooked ve-jay-jay. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem. However, if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow PENIS.
13. If a woman has a narrow forehead and flat nose, she will have a short, wide ve-jay-jay.
14. If she has protruding cheek bones, she will have a very deep ve-jay-jay and a strong sexual desire.
15. If a woman has a dimple, she has a very short ve-jay-jay.
There are factors that can create variations of these qualities, but these features allude to natural tendencies when it comes to the qualities of a woman’s ve-jay-jay.
Test these theories out on your partner for fun and see if you can guess the shape, depth and texture of her ve-jay-jay by examining her facial features! It will be a fun way to deepen your fantasies about what’s between her legs.
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