46. The Illuminati know weird sexual techniques undreamed of in the Kama Sutra. They also know why those techniques are used.
47. The next time you spend too much money to buy something you didn’t want or need, and it breaks in a week, you can be sure you’ve just contributed to an Illuminati fund-raising project.
49. They start chain letters. They also plant rumors that the Red Cross can buy an iron lung if you send them a million cigarette packages, and that dying children in England want ten million business cards. No one knows why they do this.
50. Fnord.
–WesDancin
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