8. WHOA Cowboy
So this one isn’t really a ‘one night stand’ but this story is equal parts funny, terrifying and sends out a great message on why you need to be careful about who you go home with.
Reddit user “lil preying mantis” said that in college she was befriended by one her classmates, who also happened to be a little person. It was clear he had a crush on her but they were just good friends. One day, three of her classes were cancelled so she had some time to kill. He insisted they hang out at his house because it was raining and the cafeteria was packed. He also promised her that his aunt and Mother were home. By the time she got to his house, which was located in an isolated forest area (yikes!), she realized too late that he had lied about his aunt and mother, because no one was there. And if that wasn’t bad enough, her WTF meter was on full alert when she noticed that his house was covered with pictures of himself dressed as a cowboy. Apparently he used to wrestle baby cows at the rodeo and totally proud as f*ck about it. When she sat down, pocket-sized cowboy tried to get on top of her with his “chicken nugget boner” in full display. She pushed him off and threatened to slice his throat with a pocket knife if he didn’t give her a ride back to school.
I know, we can’t get the visual of his chicken nugget boner out of our head either. (reddit.com)
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