7. Elvis Presley
Elvis the Pelvis, the Sexiest Man of All Time, Ol’ Snakehips – just three of the nicknames commonly attributed to Elvis Aron Presley. Rarely do you hear him called The Sexual Predator or Pervy Lee Elis (an actual anagram), which is a shame because they would both be reasonably accurate. Apart from the fact he isn’t called Lee Elis, of course.
Elvis had more issues than the New Yorker when it came to sex. Despite boasting that he liked it “hot and heavy”, romancing the King was a tepid affair. He preferred heavy petting to actual intercourse, riddled with paranoia about the size of Little Elvis and his sexual performance. While this doesn’t necessarily mark him out as a cad and a bounder, the fact that his preferred choice of partner were 14 year old girls most definitely does. Elvis continued relationships with 14 year olds and pre-adolescents throughout his lifetime, insisting that the girls had to look young and inexperienced.
He met his wife, Priscilla when she was 13 and groomed her to become his girlfriend due to her startling likeness to his late mother at the same age. If this wasn’t creepy and sinister enough, Elvis also cajoled Priscilla into engaging in all-night lesbian sex sessions for his entertainment, while she was still way under the legal age of consent.
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