10 ways to trick people into thinking you are rich (With Pictures)

5. Wine Knowledge

Sadly, this is another huge aspect of the bourgeois. Boxed wine is not normally what they engage in. In this case, we’re talking about just educating yourself so when the wine gets presented, you can awe those around you by mentioning “hints of oak with an almost cacao finish.” That is pretentious, and that is exactly what rich people do. SEE ALSO: 10 facts about condoms as interesting as their purpose – Don’t fail to see this!

Also, ask the table what color they prefer and then order for them without asking – super rich person move. They’re pretty crappy social skills in real life, but they will convey “rich douche” to whomever you are with at the time.