2. Fakecations
“Sorry everyone, we will be gone from August 1st to September 21st. We are going to hike part of the Appalachians and then maybe spend the last couple of days flying out to Cozumel to reward ourselves for hiking the Appalachians. So whatever you do, do not try to hit us up in that time because we will not be around.” SEE ALSO: 10 celebs you didn’t know had breast reduction surgery – You will be shocked to see this! (With Pictures)
Thing is, you will be around. But everyone will just assume you aren’t so they wont bother you. Take two or three fakecations a year, and everyone will think you are not only living in the lap of luxury, but that you are the lap of luxury.
1. A.B.S: Always Be Scarf-ing
Seriously, rich, pretentious people never take their scarves off. So just buy one or two decent silk scarves that match well with a few of your outfits, and wear them everywhere. Just think about someone like Johnny Depp if you want an example. Here’s a grown man who wears scarves everywhere, and people accept it because he is rich.
If you begin wearing scarves everywhere, everyone’s subconscious will just switch and be like, “The dude’s gotta be rich. No one else would risk looking that silly.”
Yes, it is an act of self sacrifice, but that is part of this process, too. No one ever said pretending to be rich would be easy.
–TheRichest
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