15 cities you thought were romantic but really aren’t

3. Miami, Florida

On paper, Miami represents the perfect romantic getaway. Stroll along South Beach, with the ocean on one side and a dynamic cityscape on the other. Then, have your pick among a multitude of restaurant, drinking and dancing options at night. But vacations don’t happen on paper, so expect dirty, litter-heavy beaches (watch for broken beer bottles) and a scene better suited to hookup-seeking singles than couples. The club scene is undoubtedly a fun one, but little comfort is to be found in your cramped, claustrophobic and sweaty surroundings.