6. John C. Reilly
Reilly now plays in a lot of comedies, but his past is full of drama and creepy roles. His look, the crazy hair and beady eyes mixed with what looks to be non-stop energy could make you laugh one minute and then jump the next. He’s also a really big guy so combine his mass with the hair and eyes and you’ve got a person that could appear frightful. Fact: If you got into a staring contest with Reilly you would lose and might pee your pants in the process. The question is whether that pee would be initiated by humor or fright, it could go either way with Reilly.
5. Pete Doherty
I was originally going to go with Macaulay Culkin for the super skinny and pale evil-looking entry, but then I would have really just wanted Culkin to play the role of Pete Doherty. Doherty is the lead signer for both The Libertines and Babyshambles bands. He is better known as the drug-addled lover ofKate Moss and for a number of years frequented the tabloid papers and pop culture media. Doherty brings a scary paleness and pole-like frame that makes him appear much older and potentially very evil. I’m guessing Doherty has problems finding jeans with a 26 waist measurement and adult length. Unlike Big & Tall stores, there just aren’t many Super Skinny and Pale stores to buy clothing.
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