9. Akon
Think about something you really, really like; avocados if you’re Tom Selleck, maybe comedy tea-towels if you’re into that sort of malarkey. Now, just imagine you’re talking about your favorite tea-towel puns with a random stranger and he offers you a tea-towel factory at a knock-down price. This is exactly what happened to Akon, only in his case it was diamonds because he’s a rapper.
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Akon was discussing his love of the shiny coal by-products with a man whose father just happened to own a diamond mine and was desperate to get rid of it. The mine “just fell into my lap“, said theSmack That singer, presumably while wearing diamond-encrusted trousers. While the diamond industry has long since been dogged by controversy, exploitation and bloody massacres, Akon maintains that his venture is entirely innocent; this viewpoint is fashioned by owning a diamond mine and making enough money from it that he can afford to plug his ears with $100 bills whenever anybody questions him on the morality of his business.
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