9. She Suddenly Develops A Perspiration Problem
A little strategically placed wetness is better than a few lashes with a wet noodle: it’s quite easy for her to fake sweaty pits. Always be weary when she heads to the ladies room, as a brief trip to the washrooms can lead to a sudden perspiration problem. There have even been stories of women using tuna juice to really take it to the next level!
If she’s wearing a thin fabric in an unforgiving color (aka not black or white), she may be attempting a stinky getaway. For added effect, she might do a few arm stretches when she returns to the table to make sure you get a good whiff.
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